Are we nearly there yet?
Gawd, I hope so. I think so.
Rooms are echoing.
Hold the front page. News of our departure might actually be forthcoming. Soon.
(In the meanwhile, if ONE more person asks us if we’re actually just winding ’em up and aren’t actually planning on ever going anywhere, I might scream. Out loud, not just inside…)
Wherever the road goes... 
if you dont bugger off soon, you’ll need another leaving do!